Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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