i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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