He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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