Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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