Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Are we still banned from the library?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
