Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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