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I think my fart just growled at me.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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