if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I hope mine doesn't look like that
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He has the fingertips of a God
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