ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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