so explain again why im purple
no
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
you will always have a special place in my vag
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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