Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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