I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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