So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I look better un-naked...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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