Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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