gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just want to make out with him forever
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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