shes about as inviting as chlamydia
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
