Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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