we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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