very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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