my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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