When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
