love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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