even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
