Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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