some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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