i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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