Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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