WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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