Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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