I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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