i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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