I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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