So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
