dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I touched a dick in church today
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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