what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those đ
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
He sang the chorus to âInside of youâ by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldnât even be mad, that probably took talent
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