are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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