Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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