Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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