I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
The adults are the big ones right?
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