He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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