I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I have post one night stand depression
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