I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
handjob tips. give me some.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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