...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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