Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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