If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
What a dumb baby whore.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
