Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
how does that bad decision feel?
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