my room smells like sperm. sweet.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
