New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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