i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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