I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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